Terms & Privacy

Terms of Service

Last Updated: April 2, 2026

  1. Agreement to Terms

These Terms of Service (“Terms”) form a legally binding agreement between you (“you” or “your”) and DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”) regarding your access to and use of https://dillydickn.com (the “Site”), including the online shop and any related services.

By accessing the Site, placing an order, or otherwise using our services, you agree that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you must stop using the Site immediately.

You represent that you are at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction) and are legally capable of entering into this agreement.

  1. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time in our sole discretion. The updated version will be posted on the Site with a new “Last Updated” date. Your continued use of the Site or placement of orders after changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.

  1. Our Shop & Products

We sell ridiculous, adventure-themed apparel and merch designed to spark conversations and fund questionable decisions involving camping, Fireball, and legendary stories. All products are subject to availability. We reserve the right to limit quantities, discontinue items, or refuse orders at our discretion.

Prices are shown in U.S. dollars and may change without notice. We strive for accuracy but are not responsible for typographical errors in pricing or descriptions.

  1. Orders and Payments

By placing an order, you authorize us (or our payment processor) to charge your chosen payment method for the total amount, including taxes, shipping, and any fees.

All orders are subject to acceptance and verification. We may cancel or refuse any order for any reason, including suspected fraud, errors, or if the item is out of stock. If we cancel a paid order, we will issue a refund to the original payment method.

You agree to provide accurate, complete billing and shipping information. We are not responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses provided by you.

  1. Shipping and Delivery

We ship within the United States (and possibly internationally — check current options at checkout). Shipping times are estimates only and not guaranteed. Risk of loss or damage passes to you upon shipment.

We are not liable for delays caused by carriers, customs (for international orders), weather, or other events beyond our reasonable control.

  1. Returns, Refunds, and Cancellations

Because each shirt funds the next poor life choice, we have a 30 day return window from the date of delivery for unused items in original condition with tags attached. Custom or sale items may be non-returnable.

To initiate a return:

  • Contact us at support@dillydickn.com with your order number.
  • Ship the item back at your expense (unless defective).
  • Refunds will be issued to the original payment method after we receive and inspect the item (typically within 3-5 business days). Shipping fees are non-refundable unless the item is defective.

Defective or damaged items may qualify for replacement or full refund (including original shipping) if reported promptly with photos.

We do not accept returns for items that have been worn, washed, or smell like campfire and regret.

  1. Intellectual Property

All content on the Site (including logos, designs, text, images, and product graphics) is owned by or licensed to DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC and protected by U.S. copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

You may not copy, reproduce, modify, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without prior written permission. However, you may share screenshots of your ridiculous new shirt on social media — we encourage it, as long as you tag us.

  1. User Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Use the Site for any unlawful purpose.
  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems.
  • Upload viruses or harmful code.
  • Harass other users or post offensive content (if comments/reviews are enabled).
  • Resell our products commercially without permission.

We reserve the right to terminate your access or cancel orders if you violate these rules.

  1. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Site and all products are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.

We do not guarantee that the Site will be error-free, secure, or uninterrupted, or that your shirt will make every campfire story legendary (though we have high hopes).

  1. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC, its owners, employees, and affiliates shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages (including lost profits or data) arising from your use of the Site or purchase of products, even if advised of the possibility.

Our maximum liability for any claim shall not exceed the amount you paid for the specific product(s) in question.

  1. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC and its personnel from any claims, losses, damages, liabilities, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising from your violation of these Terms or misuse of the Site or products.

  1. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Indiana, without regard to conflict of laws principles. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Clark County, Indiana.

  1. Miscellaneous

If any provision is found invalid, the remaining provisions remain in effect. Our failure to enforce a right does not waive it. These Terms, along with our Privacy Policy and any order confirmations, constitute the entire agreement between us.

  1. Contact Us

Questions about these Terms or your order? Reach out to the crew:

DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC

Email: support@dillydickn.com

Website: https://dillydickn.com

Privacy & Cookies

Last Updated: April 2, 2026

DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”) respects your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal information. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your information when you visit our website https://dillydickn.com (the “Site”), place an order, or otherwise interact with us. Please read this carefully. By using the Site, you consent to the practices described here.

If you do not agree with this Privacy Policy, please do not use the Site.

  1. Information We Collect

We collect information that identifies, relates to, or could reasonably be linked with you (“personal information”).

Information You Provide Directly:

  • When you create an account, place an order, or contact us: name, billing/shipping address, email address, phone number, order details, and payment information (processed securely by our third-party payment providers — we do not store full credit card details).
  • When you sign up for our newsletter or promotions: email address and any preferences.
  • When you submit reviews, comments, or contact us: any information you voluntarily provide.

Information Collected Automatically:

  • Device and usage information: IP address, browser type, operating system, referring URLs, pages viewed, time spent on the Site, and clickstream data.
  • Cookies and similar technologies (see Section 7 below for details).

Information from Third Parties:

  • We may receive limited information from payment processors, shipping carriers, or analytics providers.

We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe we have, please contact us immediately so we can delete it.

  1. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect for the following purposes:

  • To process and fulfill your orders, including shipping and handling returns.
  • To communicate with you about your orders, account, or customer service inquiries.
  • To send marketing emails, promotions, or newsletters (you can opt out at any time — see Section 8).
  • To improve our Site, products, and services through analytics and user trends.
  • To detect and prevent fraud, abuse, or security issues.
  • To comply with legal obligations or respond to lawful requests.

We aim to collect only what is reasonably necessary for these purposes.

  1. How We Share Your Information

We may share your personal information in these situations:

  • With service providers who help us operate the Site and business (e.g., website hosting, payment processing, order fulfillment/shipping, email marketing platforms, analytics services). These providers are contractually obligated to protect your data and use it only for the services they provide.
  • With business partners or affiliates as needed for the above purposes.
  • In the event of a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets (your information may be transferred as part of that transaction).
  • To comply with law, court orders, or government requests; to enforce our Terms of Service; or to protect our rights, safety, or property.

We do not sell your personal information for monetary consideration. We do not share it for targeted advertising in ways that would constitute a “sale” under applicable privacy laws unless disclosed and you have the opportunity to opt out.

  1. Data Security

We implement reasonable administrative, technical, and physical safeguards to protect your personal information. However, no method of transmission over the internet or electronic storage is 100% secure. We cannot guarantee absolute security.

  1. Data Retention

We keep your personal information only as long as necessary for the purposes outlined above, to comply with legal obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce our agreements. When no longer needed, we securely delete or anonymize it.

  1. Your Rights and Choices

Depending on where you live (including rights under Indiana’s Consumer Data Protection Act if applicable, or other state laws), you may have rights to:

  • Access the personal information we hold about you.
  • Correct inaccurate information.
  • Request deletion of your information (subject to certain exceptions, such as ongoing orders or legal requirements).
  • Opt out of certain processing (e.g., marketing communications).

To exercise these rights, contact us using the information in Section 10. We will respond within a reasonable timeframe (typically 45 days, with possible extension). We may need to verify your identity before processing requests.

You can also manage many preferences directly in your account settings or by clicking “unsubscribe” in our emails.

  1. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We (and our third-party partners) use cookies, web beacons, pixels, and similar technologies to enhance your experience, analyze Site usage, and deliver relevant content.

Types of Cookies We Use:

  • Essential Cookies: Necessary for the Site to function (e.g., remembering your cart or login).
  • Performance/Analytics Cookies: Help us understand how visitors use the Site (e.g., Google Analytics or similar tools).
  • Functionality Cookies: Remember your preferences (e.g., language or region).
  • Advertising/Targeting Cookies: May be used by third parties to show relevant ads on other sites (we do not control these).

You can manage cookies through your browser settings (most browsers allow you to block or delete cookies). Note that blocking certain cookies may affect Site functionality. For more details on the specific cookies we use, you can review our cookie consent banner (if implemented) or contact us.

We do not respond to “Do Not Track” signals at this time.

  1. Marketing Communications

You may receive promotional emails from us. You can opt out at any time by following the unsubscribe instructions in the email or by contacting us. Opting out of marketing does not affect transactional communications (e.g., order confirmations).

  1. Third-Party Links

The Site may contain links to third-party websites or services. We are not responsible for their privacy practices. We encourage you to read their privacy policies.

  1. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. We will post the revised version on the Site with a new “Last Updated” date. Your continued use of the Site after changes constitutes your acceptance of the updated policy.

  1. Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, your data, or would like to exercise your rights, please contact us:

DILLY DICK’N ADVENTURES, LLC

Email: support@dillydickn.com

Website: https://dillydickn.com